In Lifestyles
WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE
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#23
 01-19-2009 08:24 AM |
 MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE, BECAUSE...
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NICKNAMES
. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will
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In Culture
Dais Mein Nikla Ho Gaa Chaand
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11-14-2008 11:12 AM |
Appended is very famous geet that was sung by Jagjeet Singh long time back, enjoy it... will remind you of desi chaat.
Hum to hain perdais mein
Dais mein nikla ho gaa chaand
Apni raat ki chhat per kitna
Tanhaa ho gaa chaand
Chaand bina har shabb yun thi
Jaise jug betye
Mere bina kis haal mein ho ga
Kaisa ho gaa chaand
Aa piya moree nainan main
Main palak dhaanp tohay loun
Na mein dekhoun aur ko aur na
Tuhe dekhan doon
Raat ne aisa pech lagaya
Toutii hath se
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In Education
NEW ECONOMIC TERMS
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#20
10-31-2008 05:04 PM |
After current Global Meltdown, most of the economic terms have changed: A few are listed below:
CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors
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In Lifestyles
LAND OF OPPORTUNITIES - II
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06-30-2008 10:43 AM |
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Since I have not received any answer to the previous entry titled "Land of Opportunities", except for a comment from Veil (that I answered in comments with FT news item), here is the right answer; Its the Middle East that offers the best opprtunities to the workers of the world.
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In Lifestyles
Land of Opportunities
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#18
06-27-2008 04:51 PM |
Do you know which area on earth is the best in offering job opportunities in all disciplines like Banking, Insurance Information Technology or even Construction projects?
By the way, Bankers in UK are going to get their salries slashed by at least 10%, so its not UK.
USA is also facing big jobless ness....
So let me know...
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In Personal
HOW COME
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#17
06-23-2008 02:08 PM |
Dear Friends and DT members, how come I received no comments on so many of my entries.
Is it that no one liked them or...
what?
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In Humor
DEADLOCK
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#16
06-19-2008 08:45 AM |
 Boss said to secretary:
For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband:
For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover:
My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition:
I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather:
Grandpa, for a week I
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In Humor
CHINESE PROVERBS???
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#15
06-19-2008 08:40 AM |
[/B]Some good Chinese pro-verbs...
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tyred.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should
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In Humor
WHO REALLY WORKS
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#14
06-19-2008 08:36 AM |
Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared h
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