10 Most Stupid Questions Asked By Stupid People!
1. At the movies, When you meet acquaintances/friends..
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont You know, I sell tickets in the back over there.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet..
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia...why don't you try again(LOL).
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask..
Stupid Question:- Why? why him of all people?
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question:- Is the 'Chicken "Like" Soup' dish good?
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly spit in it too(EWW).
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years..
Stupid Question:- Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask..
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call..
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping...you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair..
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...(MY FAVORITE ! LOL)
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth..
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No, it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks..
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!
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