Chines Names Confusion

Caller;> Hello can i speak to "Annie Won"?

Operator> Yes you can speak speak to me

Caller>>No i want to speak to "Annie Won"

Operator>>Yes i know you want to speak to "anyone"
You can speak to me..Who is this?

Caller>> I am "Sam Won" and i need to speak with "Annie Won"
it is urgent.

Operator>> I know your are "someone" and you want to talk to "anyone"
What is the urgent matter?

Caller>> Just tell my sister"Annie Won" that our brother "Neo Won" was involved in an Accident and "Neo Won" got inured and "Neo Won" have been sent to hospital."Every Won" is on his way to hospital.

Operator>> Look if "no one" got injured and "no one " was sent to Hospital,
then Accident isn't an urgent matter.
You may find this hilarious, but i don't have time for this.

Caller>> You are so rude ,Who are you ?

Operator>> I am "Saw Ree"

Caller>>You should be "sorry" now give me your name.

Operator>>That is what i said...i am "Saw Ree"

Caller>>>>...OH GOD HELP !!!