Thread: Conversation between husband and wife

HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.



WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?



HUSBAND: Hard disk full.



WIFE: Have you brought the saree?



HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.



WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!



HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.



WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?



HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.



WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.



HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.



WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!



HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.



WIFE: You are useless!



HUSBAND: By default.



WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning?



HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.



WIFE: What is my value in your life?



HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected.



WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?!



HUSBAND: Too many parameters.



WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!



HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.



WIFE: I will leave you forever!



HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user.



WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!



HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.



WIFE: I am going!!!



HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.