Excuses for Sleeping on the job

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk


* "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

* "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."



* "I was working smarter - not harder. "



* "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

* "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

* "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

* "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

* "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

* "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

* "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

* "The coffee machine is broken...."

* "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

* "Boy that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

* "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

* "I wasn't sleeping; I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."



* "I'm in the management training program."



* "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! "



* "I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day. "



* "I'm just resting my eyes. "


AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

"AMEEN"

VEry Nice ...Humour

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