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Old 08-21-2007, 01:03 AM
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Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"



Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:59 AM
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:19 AM
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hehehe ...hmmmmmmm its really nice joke ...
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:34 AM
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hahaha...nice one..TFS...
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lolzzzzzz...nice one..pehle parha hua tha phir sai parh kar maza aya ...
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:23 PM
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LoL...good one
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