US Intelligence

American Intelligence: Vietnam can be occupied - In future we can have access to china from here
Action By US Govt: Attack
Results : It is a mess (Run away)

American Intelligence: Japanese should learn a lesson
Action By US Govt: Atom Bomb
Results : Thousands of civilians killed - A permanent stigma for USA

American Intelligence: Russia is going to attack on Afghanistan
Action By US Govt: Appreciate them to go for war - Help the Afghanis to fight against Russia - Sell Opium to get more money
Results : Russia collapsed Financially

American Intelligence: Afghanis got Russian arms
Action By US Govt: Don't let them make a government
Results : Afghanistan internal war for 11 years

American Intelligence: Saddam is going for war on Iran
Action By US Govt: Appreciate him - Sell him arms (Don't forget Iran - sell them arms too
Results : Iran Iraq war of 10 years

American Intelligence: Saddam is going for war on Kuwait
Action By US Govt: Appreciate him
Results : A severe attack on Kuwait

American Intelligence: Kuwait is occupied
Action By US Govt: Send US forces to protect KSA and Kuwait from Iraq Oppression
Results : US forces are still in these countries

American Intelligence: Saddam is no more with us
Action By US Govt: Sanctions - Sanctions - Sanctions
Results : 150000 children died due to non availability of medicine

American Intelligence: Osama is going to attack on WTC
Action By US Govt: None
Results : WTC Attacked

American Intelligence: Osama is in Afghanistan
Action By US Govt: Occupy Afghanistan
Results : Osama is not in Afghanistan - Afghanistan is a mess - UNO should take control

American Intelligence: Osama has a link with Iraq
Action By US Govt: Occupy Oil - I mean Occupy Iraq
Results : Protests world wide

American Intelligence: Iraq has the weapons of mass destruction that we provided in previous wars
Action By US Govt: Oh - Occupy Iraq
Results : Protest Increased

American Intelligence: People of Iraq will welcome America
Action By US Govt: hmmm Go for attack
Results : Iraq occupied - Hundreds of people died - ("We were telling a lie about weapons of mass destruction and nuclear weapons in Iraq " Bush )

American Intelligence: People have not welcomed USA
Action By US Govt: Ask UNO for help
Results : Iraq is a mess - UNO should help us

American Intelligence: India and Pakistan are going to solve the Kashmir Conflict
Action By US Govt: We will lose two very important customers of our arms , Start bomb blasts on both sides
Results : Hundreds of people died in Karachi Baluchistan and Mumbai Mission Accomplished Successfully

American Intelligence: Hammas is fighting for their land
Action By US Govt: They are terrorist - Oppress them
Results: More "Terrorists" are born


American Intelligence: Hezbollah is support hammas
Action By US Govt: Hezbollah is also terrorist - we should teach them a lesson
Results : Israel is buying American arms


American Intelligence: People of Lebanon support Hezbollah
Action By US Govt: Support attack on Lebanon - The hate for Hezbollah will increase - Kill civilians so that Hezbollah can learn a lesson for messing with our friend
Results: Hundreds of civilians died

American Intelligence: People of Lebanon support Hezbollah more then past - In future Hezbollah will win the elections
Action By US Govt: Oh shit
Results: Lebanon is a mess - UNO should help us

American Intelligence: People are turning against us
Action By US Govt: Ask Osama to release a new video
Results : Coming Soon!!!

Hmm..concoctive..

Wheres the power going ?

Asakm. Really very good. The Sarcasm fits in...