Event of Situations....Must read

Event: An insect falls into a mug of beer...
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> Reactions:
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> Englishman:
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> Throws his mug away and walks out
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> American:
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> Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
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> Chinese:
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> Eats the insect and throws the beer away
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> Japanese:
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> Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
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> Indian:
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> Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
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> mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS
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> Pakistani:
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> -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
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> -Relates the issue to Kashmir
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> -Asks the Chinese for Military aid
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> -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer