Marriage a Menace

Ghazel · #16 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 05:51 AM

some how true.

Majid · #17 (**permalink**) 08-31-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeeast @ Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:38 am

This is not a problem to the solution one has to find a peace of mind with a partner and this is not an effortless chore as one has to work hard to live a dignified life in today’s society. It’s high time that we should all clear our perception with open mindedness that a person getting married at not a particular age limit is not a sin because such trifle changes in our opinions can make an enormous difference.

What kind of enormous difference it can make?

zeeast · #18 (**permalink**) 09-06-2005, 12:57 AM

what is clicking in your mind....???

Majid · #19 (**permalink**) 09-06-2005, 05:36 PM

Westren countries ko dek lo

Baqi details mein nahi jana chahtha

Ash · #20 (**permalink**) 09-06-2005, 08:36 PM

hmm..

rajivbhatnagar1 · #21 (**permalink**) 12-20-2007, 02:20 PM

A man is a robot and his brain is controlled by various programs. He is born to fulfill certain obligations: to be a husband, a father, a driver, a bread-winner… A woman is created to manipulate him.

rajivbhatnagar1 · #22 (**permalink**) 12-20-2007, 02:22 PM

1. Be unique.
Riches, beauty, intellect are not necessary. You just simply have to develop your feminine confidence, optimism and charm. You will have to convince yourself that you really need to get married, that is it incredibly important to you and try to achieve the goal with confidence. You are the only one, you are unique! A smart and worthy man will definitely value this quality in you!

2. Do not start a conversation with a man; do not invite a man for a dance.
There is nothing wrong with being traditional.

3. Do not stare at men and do not be extremely talkative.
You should not appear desperate when trying to spark up a conversation with the opposite sex. Do not try to catch his look. Listen carefully to whatever he says.

4. Never pay for yourself. In fact, never even take out your wallet.
Men like to be in control. Equality is good for professional relations. When it comes to love however, men has to be first.

5. Never call him first.
If you do, he would think he’d already conquered your heart. If you are dying to hear his voice, call his work phone and listen to his answering machine.

6. Let him be hungry for you.
Do not talk to him for more than 10 min on the phone.

7. Do not make weekend plans later than Wednesday.

No last minute phone calls!

8. Do not get too anxious before the date.

9. Pay close attention to the first three dates.

Try not to fantasize about the upcoming date…Do not invite him over for “a cup of tea” after the first date.

10. Kiss him on the cheek!

When saying ‘good-bye’ to him after one of those first three dates, do not allow him more than a kiss on the cheek.

11. Make him believe as he is the man!

12. Then comes the time for gifts…

In case he does not give you a present for either one of the upcoming holidays, leave him! Anyone could buy you a drink. However, when it comes to gifts, only the one who is really caring will spend his precious time choosing a gift for a woman of his dreams.

Muzi · #23 (**permalink**) 12-21-2007, 05:12 AM

Awesome thread!