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New Breakthroughs in MathematicsDiscuss New Breakthroughs in Mathematics at the Student Zone; Some simple and genius revelations, made by students ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ Teacher: "Who ... |
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New Breakthroughs in Mathematics
Some simple and genius revelations, made by students        ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Student: "It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?" Same student: "It's 24 ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ Teacher: What is 2k + k? Student: 3000! ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3... ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ Theorem. A cat has nine tails. Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails. ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?" Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas." Speaking about parabolas, here is one more classic: ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ "Explain the shape of the graph" Answer: "It's curvy, with a lighter bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope downward towards a pretty flat strait bit..." ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ A mathematical limerick: A dozen, a gross and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared, and not a bit more 
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