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Every Raat In My Khuab I dEkh u I MehSooS u

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Hum App ke Msn mein Rehtey Hein

Hum Aap Sab Ke Dil May Rehte Hain

Aj (K) ka match (K) ke sath hai

Chal oye nahin bolta Kia karlo ge

kyu k bhoot bhi kabhi insan tha

Chanta Laga

Udher tum Idher hum

Udher tum Idher Hum Beech Main Monitor

Easy to weep for a Lost love Difficult to take care of so not to loose it

When i was born.i was so surprised didn't talk for a year and a half

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Ni©k i§ und£® ©¤n§t®u©ti¤n

I don’t want to become a burger, mein bunkabab hi theek hoon

If eyes could kill, then I’m a serious killer

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

True friends stab you in the front.

The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.

Wah kia raat hai ke sooraj hai nikla hua

Mera koi nick nahin

I .... Proud to be an idiot

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Emotions be kitne Stupid hotey hain-Logic he Nahin Samajhtey

We Live to Dye

A Million Words Wuld Not Bring U Back,i Know Bcoz i Have Tried,Neither Wuld A Million Tears,i Know Bcoz i Have Cried!

Searching for the light under Sun

F®îêñðshîþ Χ Ñøt Thê Çømbîñåtîøñ Õf Twø Wø®ð§ Ît Χ Thê cømbîñåtîøñ Õf Twø Hêå®t

Msg me at your own risk

koi khushboo jaisee baat karo

Love is the passion of the soul and the strength of the sprit

Never Trust A Girl

I Dont Fear Death..I Fear Loosing the Ones I love

Don`t say God i have a big problem...say ..hey problem i have a big God

13 mera 7

ÇÄT§ HÄV£ 9 LÏV£§, P£ÖPL£ HÄV£ 1, M£§§ WÏTH M€ & Ü'LL HÄV£ ÖN£..!!

Always remember, someone in this world is happy coz u r happy...

KFC - Kankatti Fraud Chicken

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If ya smell what The Mom is cookin

I like u itna...U like me jitna...I like u tab tak...U like me jab tak...U love me kab tak...I love u marte dum tak

Minds are like Parachutes, They work only when they are Open

Qabar Main Paon Latkaye Watching Kal Hou Na Hou

When your heart bleeds tears. Then you will know it is love...!!!

ICECAREM IS A LIFE ENJOY IT BEFOR MELT !

Sala Mein to Pass Ho gaya

Sala Apun ko PHIR se pyar hogaya

Ppl always say love is good, we should love god creatures, but when i love 2 girls at a time they say i am a cheater

You Really Think I'm Gonna Reply You ???

PM only if u think ur important enuff to get my reply!!!

OFFLINE

Proud to be a Pakistani

PaPPooOo YaaR TaNg Na KeR!!!

Blocked

I Love You! .... Yes you!

I Am Dents Wala Stud .. yani Student

Dont Make Me Destry U

May i Knock Your heart?

dESi KuRi, WaLaiTi sTyLe!

dOn u dAre dOubLe cLiCk hErE!!!

palat.........Tera deehan kidher hay

Decent Cheater

Don't Believe Me!

I always tell da truth, EVEN when i Lie!!!

Don sHow mE ur aTTiTuDe, i Have oNe oF my OwN!!!

Hum Tou Muhabbatein Karega

Bank Al-Hearts: Lockers Available.

Woh aaien humaray MSN pe KHUDA ka azab hai ...... Kabhi unkay nick ko kabhi block k button ko dekhtay hain

*.* kar ke bhi dhoondo ge to ham sa nahin mile ga

A wise man never marries, if he marries he becomes otherwise

Block Kerne Wale ka Muun Kala

Frequently Loved Person

Zindigi say daarta hoon....Per zindigi tu tum bhi ho

Friendship is like an Iceball wich is easy to make but hard to keep.

- +*¨^¨*+ KïÑd ± ïÑt£¿¿£g£ñT (a) ± LØvïÑG (L) & HøT (#) ± Thãt 𣧢rïߣ§ £v£r¥ThïÑG I'm Ñøt +*¨^¨*+ -

CaTch mE iF yOu CaN -- (and keep changin ur status from online to offline)

nobody is perfect, therefore im "NOBODY"

ðøñ't wáñt tø £øøk @t Ú & $mílé, Ú'll jµ§t máké mê Ç®ÿ âftê® @ whîlé

SaB SaY AcHeE ApNi LiFe , Na KoI GiRlFrIeNd Na KoI WiFe

End Discrimination- Hate everybody

Yesterday I Decided To Kill The Most Handsome Person Of Da City, But then I Realised It Would Be a Suicide

(K) Ka Hai Tum Ko Intezar

Tang na karna mujhay Curent laga doongi Bachooo

I m a Fleshy tomb, burried above the ground

If ThE OnLy WaY tO SeE u Is In ThE DrEaMz tHeN i M rEaDy To SLeep foReVeR

Yeh jo tere bina koi itna akaila sa hai

Whoever u r, What ever u do but plz don't try this ({) (K) (}) at home.

Gone With The Wind

Ab Tou Dil ke Dharakney Ki Sada Tak Nahi Aati

Tum aaye tou aaya mujhe yaad msn par aaj saand nikla

Pvt main chaliiiii aooo humse sanam kia parda

Aiye aap hi ka intizar tha ! ab dahi mariye dimagh ki.

LoViNg U Is LikE bReAtHinG hOw cAn I StOp?

Qatal Hogaye Hum

*--(_Hum_)=(*.*) (>.<)=(_Tum_)**';

Hum oor Tum Mein Aik ProBlem Hai.Tum K Baghair Hum Adhorey Hein

A friend in need is a friend i dont need

Friendship Often ends in Love, But love in friendship, NEVER

A friend in need is pain in neck

Devil inside , angel out side

larkiyan offline hojain

Kabhi tou unblock kerwao, Kabhi tou Online aao

DoNt TaKe lIfE 2 sErIoUsLy , U lL nEvEr GeT OuT oF iT aLiVe.

Aap ke matlooba dil se filhaal jawab nahin araha..

Idher na udher chal chalein yahoo! par

Tu nahin aur sahih aur nahin to ghar wali to hai naan

Zara Mere nick per click tou karein

Manhooso mujhe bhi msg kardo

Kaley Hain, Magar Dilwalay Hain

Chat with me Twice a day, Every day

i ll hack ur tears and ll give u password of simle

I like to do the things which are impossible, and NOTHING is impossible so I do NOTHING

If u need space join NASA baby!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

8o| Laraka Larka

StR@nGeR !n tHe m!rROr

KhAtArNaK CoCkRoAcH kIlLeR

i fink i am afarid of being happy becoz everytime i am happy somefing sad alaways happens

u fink nuffin ... so fanks for finking nuffin... fink again ... you will find nuffin in finkin ! Fankx Alot

Aaj se Jan e Mann Fittey Munh Tumhara

hELLo ! hOw R u? b@aT kEr k j@nA h@an

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me..

Pyar Koi (so) Nahi

Love is juz like gambling...invest everything...but the result depend upon ur luck

HuM HaiN PakistanI HuM ToU CheatengE Haan CheatengE

Pakistan Zindabad .... Quaid e Azam ( Rs ) paindabad

Maybe these Maps Are Legends?

I'm Vibrating At The Speed Of Light!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Vote Whoever Isn't Called Bush!

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', what is the opposite of progress?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!

There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?

I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!

Dain Bramaged.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken

I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

[When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]

-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!

[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]

Dont steal, the government hates competition!

Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!

Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!

[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.

My cat's name is mittens!

Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!

Act your age, not your shoe size!

God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~

Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed

You cant have everything, Where would u put it?

You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

I'm knot dumb!

My door is always open so feel free to leave

This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.

Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!

I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!

I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!

My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.

You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!

I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck

(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)

Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!

Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer

Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything but... the KEY!

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!

Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!

Be kool.. Dont go to school

Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!

It Worries Me How Dumb You Are

Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!


I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.


I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.


My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.


What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.


If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.


If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.


When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.


A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.


You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.


I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.


Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die


Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane


used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.


I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.


Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.


Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

'I heard you love donkeys a lot', said A.

'I love you a lot too', replied B.













kitney din ho gaiy
kitney haftay guzar gaiy
baat mahinoo tak bhi chali gaee
ab saal bhee ho jaega
ab to kehna mano
chalo jaldi se NAHA lo
















Tussi baray Cute, Intellegent, Loving, Nice, Caring, Dashing, Adorable, Marvellous, Friendly, Lovely banday ka msg parh rahay ho



khabon mein aaein gay SMS ke tarah,
Dil main bas jaien gay Ring Tone ki thrah,
Payar kabhi kam na Hoga BALANCE ke tarah













Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai.........
tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....


dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai .....................
baat ko dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.............
dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai ..............
varna mulaqat na jaane kitne logo se hoti hai....




na karoge to sataenge, ruthoge to manaenge... Roogey to
hasaenge...
Dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge!


Teri dosti mei ek nasha hai, tabhi to ye duniya humse khafa hai...!
Na karo humse itni dosti, ki dil puche... Teri dhadkan kaha hai..???



Kabhi dost' kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi bewakt neend se jaga
dete ho,
par jab bhi hume msg karte ho khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main
jaga dete ho.


Umar ki rah me insan badal Jata hai, waqt ki andhere me tufan badal
jata hai,
sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad me irada badal jata hai.





Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!


I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!... Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you


I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my boy, you are also my best friend!


Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....


The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ..


When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ? There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

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dud ~

itna time kisne zaya kiya parhane k liye

lol ..

thats nice

and i want it on first page too

They are really nice but look at mines it will create enthusiasm in you,

"He that falls in love with himself will have no Rivals".


"Every Tear has its Own Story".