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    WOMAN : You remind me of the sea.
    MAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick.

    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".

    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

    My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam : "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher : "What do you mean?"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher : "What about your mother?"
    Sam : "She's a woman".

    Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student : "Brotherly love".

    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

    Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

    Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
    Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
    - Chahat

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    funny and cute... thanx 4 shring
    ~Ye Dard Ka Tufaan Guzra kyu nahi..Dil Toot Gayaa Hai To Bikhra kyu nahi..Ek Hi Shakhs Ko Chahta Hai kyu Itna..Koi Dusra Is Dil Me Utarta kyu nahi~

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