If you’re a Bollywood fan you’ve surely heard most of these one-liners a million times!:

1) HERO:
Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai Kuttay!!
Tumhare liye meri jaan bhi haazir hai!
Mere paas meri maa ka ashirwad hai!
Apne Aaadmiyon se kaho ki bandookein phhek de!
Dunyaki koi takat hame juda nahi kar sakti!
Mere hotey huay tumhara koi baal bhi baaka nahin kar sakta!
Yeh meri maa keh Kangan hai!
Maa, mujhe Ashirwad de!
Khabardaar joe Usse haat bhee lagaya!
Tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to…
Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu…
Arre, tum to mere bicchade huay bhai ho!