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  1. #81
    MY FIRST TIME...



    It was my first time ever
    And I'll never forget
    I'd do it again
    Without a single regret.
    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    We were all alone
    Just she and I.
    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes were blue
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do.
    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers
    Down her spine.
    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    I started by placing
    My hands on her breast.
    I remember my fear
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread
    Her legs apart.
    And when I did it
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came.
    At last it's finished
    It's all over now
    My first time ever
    At milking a cow...






    NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS..
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  3. #83
    Due to a booking misshap, a man and a woman who had never met before ended up bunking together on an overnight train ride.
    During the night, the gentleman, sleeping in the upper bunk, leaned down towards the lady who was sleeping in the lower bunk.

    Rather politely, the gentleman asked, "I'm so sorry to bother you, ma'am, but I am chilly. Would you please hand me the extra blanket over there on the shelf?"

    With a sly grin, the lady looked up and offered a suggestion. "Well, just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we are married?" "Oh yes, that would be very nice!" he responded.

    Without missing a beat, the lady shouted up to the gentleman, "Good! Now go get your own darn blanket then, honey!"
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  4. #84
    3 men and what they threw away (Long) (Moderate)


    3 men were sitting on a building, they were ordered to throw something away. The 1st man threw his gold, 2nd: his wine, 3rd: a bomb. They were walking one day, and the 1st person saw a girl crying, he asked why she was crying, she said a piece of gold hit her. "sorry that was me", he said. Same thing with the next girl, but she had wine on her head, which dyed her hair purple. The 3rd person saw a girl laughing hysterically, he asked what was so funny. She said: Daddy farted and the whole house blew up!
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  5. #85
    A maulvi saheb dies and waits in line at the "Jannat" Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy in casual shalwar kurta. Farishta (angel) addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to Heaven?"


    The guy replies, "I'm Rehmat Khan, Mini Bus driver from Karachi."


    Farishtaji consults his list, smiles and says to Rehmat Khan, "Enter into the Kingdom."


    So Pakistani driver enters Heaven and the maulvi saheb is next in line. He
    stands erect. Without being asked, he proclaims, "I am Maulana Aansari of
    Jama Masjid in Chuk 55 of Punjab for the last 43 years."


    Farishtaji consults his list and says, "I am sorry, you are on waiting list.
    You have to pass some tests before you get entry to the Kingdom of Heaven."



    Maulvi Saheb says, "Just a minute. That man was a Mini Bus driver, and you
    issued him instant entry. But I have to go through more tests. How can this
    be?"



    Farishtaji says,"Up here, we go by results. While you preached, people
    slept; while he drove, people prayed."
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  7. #87
    Microwave or T.V. ??

    Once a Blonde goes to a electronics store & goes to a salesman .Pointing out to a microwave she asks,"how much does it cost?".The man says that they do not sell it to blondes.The blonde gets angry & walks out of the shop.

    The nxt day she cums again & asks the same question abt the microwave.But the man der says it is not 4 sale 2 blondes.The blonde again goes home agressive.

    The blonde does plastic surgery,has a make-over,etc.She cannot recognise her ownself !!After a whole month she thinks the salesman in da store will hav to sell the microwave to her.She goes 2 d shop & asks d man how much does it cost? The man still refuses 2 sell it 2 her.The blonde ask the man ,"How do you know dat im a blonde? & y r u not selling me dat microwave??"

    The man replies,"ma'am i cannot sell it 2 u b'cus it is not a microwave but a T.V. Set."
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