LITTLE LALOO
Little Lalloo was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. 'Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?' he asked his mother. 'He thinks a lot,' replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until little Lalloo thought for a second and asked, 'So why do you have so much hair?'
:think;
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hehehehbache aise hi sawaaaal karte hain:bg:
lol...ya they r very smart
~Ye Dard Ka Tufaan Guzra kyu nahi..Dil Toot Gayaa Hai To Bikhra kyu nahi..Ek Hi Shakhs Ko Chahta Hai kyu Itna..Koi Dusra Is Dil Me Utarta kyu nahi~
rabba...hehehehe...Thanks 4 sharing...
hehehehehehe
911
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
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Weighing a baby
This Sardarnee holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks a clerk if she can use the store's free baby scale.
'Sorry, ma'am,' says the clerk. 'Our baby scale is out for repairs. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first.'
'Oh, that won't work,' says the Sardarnee.
'Why not?' asks the clerk.
'Because,' says the Sardarnee, 'I'm not the mother -- I'm the aunt.'
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lolz nice joke
the additions are also nice ones...keep sharing..
funny jokes i really like them thx
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