On a flight James Bond was sitting besides a South Indian guy.
South Indian Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: " My name is Bond "
Continuing in his inimitable style, " ...James Bond."
James Bond: "And you?"
South Indian Guy: " My name is Sai..
Venkata Sai..
Siva Venkata Sai ..
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..
Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata
Sai..
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..
Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..."
after hearing this 007 fainted.....
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply
says "James Bond"