Heaven or Hell.... Bill's Choice

[aribah]

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself standing in front of God...


"Well Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before.I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"


Bill replied, "Wow, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"


God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."


Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."


So Bill went to Hell. There was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.


The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.


"This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven"!


"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing perhaps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.


Bill thought for a quick minute before making his decision. "I think
I prefer Hell."


"Fine," said God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.


Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire
to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill in a dark cave, shackled to a wall, being burned and brutalized by demons.


"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.


"This is awful" cried Bill. "This is not at all what I expected. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"


"Oh," God said: "...that was the screen saver".

[Zaheer]

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