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10. Not All Men are Fools... Some are Bachelors.
9. Husbands Are Proof That Women Have a Sense of Humor.
8. Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
7. Conserve Water... take a bath with your neighbor's Wife!
6. Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
5. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
4. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
3. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
2. Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
1. Why can't DOS ever say "Excellent command or filename"?
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