10. What did the lonely banana say?
"I'm a-kela"

9. What did the green peas say?
Nothing. They just mutter-ed

8. How did the potato answer the phone?
"Aaloo!"

7. Where do cabbages hang out?
In the Gobi desert

6. What did the flower say to his girl-friend?
"Why do phools fall in love?"

5. What is a vegetable's favorite love song?
"Love me Tinda"

4. What sort of sweater do grapes wear?
"Angoora"

3. What did the confused egg say?
"I don't unda-stand"

2. What do shrimp sing on Christmas?
"Jhinga Bells!"

1. What did the lonely potato sing?
"Aaloo Lonesome Tonight?"