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Thread: Some Proven Laws!

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    Very Important Laws

    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

    LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 8-)
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    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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    Hahahahaha You've certainly got my attention.
    Dream, I do.

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    The bath theorem in particular
    Dream, I do.

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    Tru... I never get to drink my coffee at work while its hot!!
    ~Ye Dard Ka Tufaan Guzra kyu nahi..Dil Toot Gayaa Hai To Bikhra kyu nahi..Ek Hi Shakhs Ko Chahta Hai kyu Itna..Koi Dusra Is Dil Me Utarta kyu nahi~

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