Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.
Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.50,000 inam
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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow??? Great confusion.
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"CELLO "
The pen of india .
"LUX"
The soap of india .
"Amul"
The taste of india .
"I"
The best in I ndia.
"You"
The waste of india ... :
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur Mercedes!!!
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What's the height of hope???
A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...
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Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !.
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U r miles away from me.Still I'm watching ur every move by 3 diff channels
1.DISCOVERY
2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMAL PLANET
Thanks 2 media.
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A Gorgeous Girl walks up to Professor's cabin & says: I'll do anything to Pass the Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: Sure??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...
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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya "SAREE", tum na badalna
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