'Tongue Twisters'

[raiazlan]

1- If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say " don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


2- I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


3- A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.


4- Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People.


5- If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?


6- SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


7- Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.


8- If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.


9- Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw...


10- Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"



11- Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.


Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside.
Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside.
Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

[aneeza ali]

OMG

par 4th one samajh nae aaya

[NInA]

only sixth one was lil chinese type funny lol all others were toooooooo easy.

[RAHEN]

9th one took me some time to get on ma tongue without twist....
keep adding raiazlan :up;

[raiazlan]

thanx for liking