Sardar.
Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santasingh : What is he studying there?
Banta : Oh!!! he is not studying. They are studying him!!!
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Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend.
SARDAR: Saala, kal raat maine 3 ghannte ki aik english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikha, aur na hi koi awaaz sunni.
FRIEND: picture ka naam kya tha???
SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"...
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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".
Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".
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Sardar: main app se shaadi karna chahta houn.
Girl: laikin main appse 1 saal baree houn.
Sardar: Oye No problem Soniye, I'll Marry You Next Year.
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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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...funny...btw y do u have the same name for this thread and the other thread...:S
Originally Posted by BluffMaster, post: 345998
..i dont know...how did this happen i made the other thread first then this thread got the same name too...:S
