Accountant Joke
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor
in India and said:
"Doctor I have come on vacation for a month
so that I can get myself
treated fully within this period."

Doctor: I think you should go to
the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor.
I am an animal specialist.
I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and
that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not,
because you speak like me,
think like me, talk like me which means you are a
human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but litsen
to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog
thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse,
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you an Accountant?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are an accountant .
Come man, no one can treat you
better than me.