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Thread: Wives v/s husbands?

  1. #11
    Thanks Collins and welcome...

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    True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album. U’ll find that all ur friends standing behind U

    Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
    If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

    A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!

    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

    Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
    To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !

    Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
    Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

    The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
    and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"

    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

    What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

  3. #13
    Hahaha! :lol; Those are hilarious Shaikhu! goood job :clapping;

    A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
    But my husband thinks otherwise :excite;

  4. #14
    So He is complete not finished! Ha ha :-)

  5. #15
    Brill :eclp;
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  6. #16
    Thanks Archy

    and shaikhu alhamdulilah he is complete.

  7. #17
    Q: Why dogs don't marry?
    A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

    Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
    Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

    Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
    Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

    Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
    A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.

    Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
    Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.

    Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
    Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.

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    thank you =)

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