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Thread: Wives v/s husbands?

  1. #21
    Thank u Muzna n Tulip

  2. #22
    Here are a few more

    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
    Wife: No darling, it means,
    With Idiot For Ever
    ****************************************
    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one everyday.
    ****************************************
    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
    pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you
    ****************************************
    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
    Husband: You should have known it the minute
    I asked you to marry me.
    ****************************************
    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
    So I bought 3 movie tickets.
    Wife: Why Three?
    Husband: For you and your parents
    ****************************************
    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
    Husband: A lovely Push...
    ****************************************
    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

    **************************************** :black_eye:

  3. #23
    Hilarious... keep posting

  4. #24
    ok..I'll post here as soon as I find something worth sharing thanks for liking.

  5. #25
    hhaahhahahha..

    really funnnyyyy :P

    heheeeh
    Î m ??í?g í? ?ð ‡hí? ??t ???wí?g ?hát í ll ?í?d
    ßút ? vé ?é?ídéd ‡ð ??ll?w ?ý }{éá?? á?d Åbá?d?? mý Mí?d
    Ã?d !f ?hé?é ?é ?áí? í ???w ?hát át ?éá?t ? ?ávé mý Âll ä?d
    ?t í? ßétté? ‡ð ?ávé ??véd á?d ???t thá? ‡ð ??t £?vé Ãt Ãll Î? thé M???í?g
    ? máý ?áké ?ð §mílé ?? Máýbé ?ð Ç?ý ßút ?í??t ?ð †h??é ?f Mý Þá?t
    Î Mú?t Šáý ???dbýé ...

  6. #26
    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
    pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you

    haaha thats really funny 1 hehehehh
    Î m ??í?g í? ?ð ‡hí? ??t ???wí?g ?hát í ll ?í?d
    ßút ? vé ?é?ídéd ‡ð ??ll?w ?ý }{éá?? á?d Åbá?d?? mý Mí?d
    Ã?d !f ?hé?é ?é ?áí? í ???w ?hát át ?éá?t ? ?ávé mý Âll ä?d
    ?t í? ßétté? ‡ð ?ávé ??véd á?d ???t thá? ‡ð ??t £?vé Ãt Ãll Î? thé M???í?g
    ? máý ?áké ?ð §mílé ?? Máýbé ?ð Ç?ý ßút ?í??t ?ð †h??é ?f Mý Þá?t
    Î Mú?t Šáý ???dbýé ...

  7. #27
    Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
    Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

    Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
    Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.






    Difference between Husband & gadha.

    Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
    but
    Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!






    A recently fired
    stock trader said …

    “This is worse than divorce…
    I have lost everything
    and
    I still have my wife…”






    Message of the year:-
    Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...
    Why? Very simple…
    A woman does not have a wife...




    Wife came home with a goat.
    Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
    Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
    Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”





    Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
    Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
    police station me complain dijiyee.
    Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
    kuch samajh nahin aa raha..
    hahahhaha i looved this one :P hehe
    Î m ??í?g í? ?ð ‡hí? ??t ???wí?g ?hát í ll ?í?d
    ßút ? vé ?é?ídéd ‡ð ??ll?w ?ý }{éá?? á?d Åbá?d?? mý Mí?d
    Ã?d !f ?hé?é ?é ?áí? í ???w ?hát át ?éá?t ? ?ávé mý Âll ä?d
    ?t í? ßétté? ‡ð ?ávé ??véd á?d ???t thá? ‡ð ??t £?vé Ãt Ãll Î? thé M???í?g
    ? máý ?áké ?ð §mílé ?? Máýbé ?ð Ç?ý ßút ?í??t ?ð †h??é ?f Mý Þá?t
    Î Mú?t Šáý ???dbýé ...

  8. #28
    :lol; funny! But I wonder why men are always so mean

  9. #29
    hahahhah

    MEANNNNNNNNn... nowayyyyy heheh

    :P

    thy r bechary.. MAZLOOM :P
    Î m ??í?g í? ?ð ‡hí? ??t ???wí?g ?hát í ll ?í?d
    ßút ? vé ?é?ídéd ‡ð ??ll?w ?ý }{éá?? á?d Åbá?d?? mý Mí?d
    Ã?d !f ?hé?é ?é ?áí? í ???w ?hát át ?éá?t ? ?ávé mý Âll ä?d
    ?t í? ßétté? ‡ð ?ávé ??véd á?d ???t thá? ‡ð ??t £?vé Ãt Ãll Î? thé M???í?g
    ? máý ?áké ?ð §mílé ?? Máýbé ?ð Ç?ý ßút ?í??t ?ð †h??é ?f Mý Þá?t
    Î Mú?t Šáý ???dbýé ...

  10. #30
    Aisa aadmi jo galati par ho
    aur haar maan ley,
    woh?
    AQALMAND.
    Aur
    Aisa shakhs jo galati par na ho
    magar phir bhi haar maan ley,
    woh?
    HUSBAND.
    Î m ??í?g í? ?ð ‡hí? ??t ???wí?g ?hát í ll ?í?d
    ßút ? vé ?é?ídéd ‡ð ??ll?w ?ý }{éá?? á?d Åbá?d?? mý Mí?d
    Ã?d !f ?hé?é ?é ?áí? í ???w ?hát át ?éá?t ? ?ávé mý Âll ä?d
    ?t í? ßétté? ‡ð ?ávé ??véd á?d ???t thá? ‡ð ??t £?vé Ãt Ãll Î? thé M???í?g
    ? máý ?áké ?ð §mílé ?? Máýbé ?ð Ç?ý ßút ?í??t ?ð †h??é ?f Mý Þá?t
    Î Mú?t Šáý ???dbýé ...

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