Wives v/s husbands?

[Tulip]

100 kgs!! 100 pounds are below average Shoaib

[Zing]

lolzz Shoaib... hv u seen wht hpnd to that hubby.. tch tch tch bechara :P


Tulip sis.. i guess KGS ki bat ho rai he :P heheh :P

[Tulip]

Oho! tab to bari mushkil hogai...

[Tulip]

Adding few more


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Davi:crazy::excite;dBissonet

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry

:ange;

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

inch:

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Dumas

:giveup:

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

:shutup:

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Anonymo

:biggrin:

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

James Holt McGavra

:smileydance;

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra

:lol;

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Nash

:black_eye:

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Anonaymou

:hypocrite:

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met..

Henny Youngman

:slap:

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield

:afteru;

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

:innocent:
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

:lildevil;

[Zing]

hahahaaah


too much sisi...

it seems u r very xperiencd wife .. lolzz


dis one..
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
tch tch tch bechary husband :P heheh always doing the same .. heheh

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

dis one and few others tell the story.. hehehe


wese i wonder.. WHY is it a common practice to see hubbies on lower side??? :P

how is it wid u AAPII? :P

[Shades]

lol...Nice sharing Tulip n Zing , keep it up...

[Zing]

lol...Nice sharing Tulip n Zing , keep it up...

heheh how abt ur xperiences?? :P

[Tulip]

acha hua ap dono agae idhar, muje laga shayad bulana pare is baar

Thanks for liking

@ Zing, naaa! Mere husband mere sar k taaj hain :bg; though unki side ki story unhi se pochenge

[Zing]

hahah.. SAR Ka taaj .. omg lolzzz

u mean matel one or cotton one? hehehe

agar matel ke hen to he MUST b a robot ( jo hukam mere aaka waly )

and cotton one hen to.. always pressed lolzz :P

tch tch tch :P

[Tulip]

:x
Khabardaar, free na hon ziyada class hojani hai werna! :combat;