Thanks Collins and welcome...
Thanks Collins and welcome...
True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album. U’ll find that all ur friends standing behind U
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
Hahaha! :lol; Those are hilarious Shaikhu! goood job :clapping;
But my husband thinks otherwise :excite;A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
So He is complete not finished! Ha ha :-)
Brill :eclp;
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Thanks Archy
and shaikhu alhamdulilah he is complete.
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.
Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.
Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.
hehe funny
hehehe
funny
thank you =)