jise dil diya

[Sporadic]

Qambar aik aur lo lolz

A couple had three sons, they named them,
Rahmat-e-Illahi, Barkat-e-Illahi and Qudrat-e-Illahi. When a fourth son had borne, they named him "Bus kar Illahi"

Laugh lolzzzz

[Qambar]

zabardast :rolling;

[Sporadic]

lolz

aur bhi hain but pehlay inn per achi tarah say hans lo phir wo sunaoon ga. Aik hi baar saray suna diye tou lolz phir saray khatam ho jain gay hai na

[Qambar]

lolz
im still laughing

[Sporadic]

keep on laughing
Abhi pisay puray nahi huay

[khawab]

tusi bare hi gr8 ho,
rasgulle ki pl8 ho,
pepsi ka cr8 ho,
ande ka oml8 ho,
sms karne me bare hi la8 ho,
jalebi ki tarha stra8 ho

[Qambar]

Faisal bhai jab paisay pooray ho jain bata dena

@ nice-girl
hmmmmmmm....

[khawab]

kaise paise??? :duno;

[Sporadic]

acha chalo aik aur suno tum bhi kia yaad karo gay k aaj mein apni birthday per tum ko kitna enjoy karwa raha hoon lolz

Tou phir tiar ho jao.

Aik dafah aik seth sahib Land Cruiser per apnay driver kay saath kahin jarah thay, baray Tthatth say peechay wali seat per baitthay houy thay k achanak.....

wo driver per chillanay lagay, k gari rokay, kahnay lagay u son of a bitch gari roko.

Driver bechara preshaan ho gia k patta nahin kia baat hai, foaran hi itni zabardast break lagai, k door door tak awaz aayee,

Seth sahib bolay woh samnay katchray k dhhair per aik peanut para hua hai, ussay utha ker lao, driver gia aur woh peenut uttha laya aur seth ko dai dia, us nay peanut chheela, aik beej khud khaya aur aik driver ko dai ker bola,

"SAADDAY NAAL RAWWO GAY TOU ASH KARO GAY"

Again laugh lolz

[Qambar]

aap ko nahin pata
aap tension na lain
aap say koi paisay nahin loon ga