This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! ... Now read without the word cat.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! ... Now read without the word cat.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
:@
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Mexican is at border
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
lolz already read that before...
Think Who Created You?
manni kasam se tum dosri larkiyon k haathon to shayad bach jao lekin mere haathon se to tum bas tum gaye :x :x :xOriginally Posted by manni9 @ Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:49 am
MANNI ji cat wala theek tha..magar magnet walae par dil kar raha hai k bas :x
This can be better in these words
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, [username:8e16a3202b] cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! ... Now read without the word cat :wink:
Iss per kissi kou ghusa nahin aaye ga ya phir aisay parha jaye tou kaisa lagay
This manni, is manni, a manni9, good manni, way manni, to manni9, keep manni, an manni, idiot manni9, busy manni, for manni, 20 manni9, seconds manni!
Ab isko manni hatta ker parho (Yaad Rahay only manni, not manni9)
Aee Allah me na tou sirf copy paste kiya heamanni kasam se tum dosri larkiyon k haathon to shayad bach jao lekin mere haathon se to tum bas tum gaye :x :x :x
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