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    Warning!! Dont read if you have a weak heart. Cuz you'll be rolling on the floor in few secs . Check out these Applications... how ppl totally screw up english..

    The Leave Applications:

    An employee applied for leave as follows:

    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

    This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

    "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

    ˇ Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

    Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

    ˇ A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post. ...

    ˇ From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

    ˇ An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

    A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

    ˇ Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

    ˇ Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith

    Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

    ˇ Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

  2. #2
    LOL - good sharing Rockkker!
    take life as it comes

  3. #3
    Thanx for appreciating sis.

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  5. #5
    hehehe, Gud gud Thatz wht i want.. to bring smile on my sissy's face.

  6. #6
    Gosh! They are hilarious! Thanks for sharing buddy

  7. #7
    every one is keeping some important get the worried.....keep it up

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