laughter is the best medicine

[dsjeya]

Boss: Where were you born?
Singh: Punjab ..
Boss: which part?
Singh: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab .



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2 Singh were fixing a bomb in a car.
Singh 1: What would you do if the bomb
Explodes while fixing.
Singh 2: Dont worry, I have one more.



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Singh: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Singh: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.



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Singh joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Singh: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.



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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.



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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!



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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ...
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...



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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child



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[Tulip]

:rolling;
lolz!!

[dsjeya]

thank u friend tulip

[Shono]

:eclp;:bg::goodj;:clap2:lolzzz

[dsjeya]

thank u friend shono

[coolshoaib]

Nice jokes.

[dsjeya]

thank u friend cool

[Tulip]

your welcome dsjeya, keep coming!

[dsjeya]

i will friend tulip

[daniel_simz]

nice joke.. You make my day happy.