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    Computer Abberiviations


    ISDN
    It Still Does Nothing


    APPLE
    Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

    MICROSOFT
    Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

    SCSI
    System Can't See It

    WINDOWS
    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    DOS
    Defective Operating System

    BASIC
    Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

    IBM
    I Blame Microsoft

    DEC
    Do Expect Cuts

    CD ROM
    Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

    DVD
    Differing Vendor Designs

    OS/2
    Obsolete Soon, Too.

    WWW
    World Wide Wait

    MACINTOSH
    Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

    PENTIUM
    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

    COBOL
    Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

    AMIGA
    A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

    LISP
    Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

    MIPS
    Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    JAVA
    Just Amazing Vendor Assurances

    PCMCIA
    People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
    "The world and all the things in the world are precious but the most precious thing in the world is a Virtuous Woman."
    - Prophet Muhmmad, Sal Allahu 'Alayhi wa Sallam

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    lol yes
    "The world and all the things in the world are precious but the most precious thing in the world is a Virtuous Woman."
    - Prophet Muhmmad, Sal Allahu 'Alayhi wa Sallam

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    that is hilarious ha ha!

    It'd be terrific if sporadic moves it to desi noke joke.
    Dream, I do.

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    muhahhaa...
    "The world and all the things in the world are precious but the most precious thing in the world is a Virtuous Woman."
    - Prophet Muhmmad, Sal Allahu 'Alayhi wa Sallam

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    ISDN
    It Still Does Nothing

    true

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    hahahha

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