Graphic Designer
KISS- Keep It Simple Stupid
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Graphic Designer
KISS- Keep It Simple Stupid
lolz, your's one is classic :lol:
that true... Welll, I'm will be taking Prof. of Geometry and English one into a large print give it to my Teacher and glue to the wall most likely... I love it... but in wrong Category, It goes in JOKE section... But I will leave it here... anyway!!
Think Who Created You?
thank you
and do let us know, whatcya prof says :mrgreen:
I will... School are closed on MONDAY... I will share them on Wed. after both class...
Think Who Created You?
sure, if it's a lady prof, go give her a naughty kiss :wink:
Allah,payal koi achhi si advice diya karo bachha hai kehein aesa kar hi na baithay :lol: :mrgreen: aur wapsi pay"RED LABLE"laga k wapis aye :mrgreen:
Btw nice post payal
A Minute They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
lolz :rolling;
thank you zebi
ur welcome
A Minute They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.