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Thread: Professor's Definitions Of A Kiss

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    Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

    Prof. of Computer Science:
    A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

    Prof. of Algebra:
    A kiss is two divided by nothing.

    Prof. of Geometry:
    A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

    Prof. of Physics:
    A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

    Prof. of Chemistry:
    A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

    Prof. of Zoology:
    A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

    Prof. of Physiology:
    A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

    Prof. of Dentistry:
    A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    Prof. of Accountancy:
    A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    Prof. of Economics:
    A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

    Prof. of Statistics:
    A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

    Prof. of Philosophy:
    A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

    Prof. of English:
    A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

    Prof. of Engineering:
    Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

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  3. #3
    lolz, your's one is classic :lol:

  4. #4
    that true... Welll, I'm will be taking Prof. of Geometry and English one into a large print give it to my Teacher and glue to the wall most likely... I love it... but in wrong Category, It goes in JOKE section... But I will leave it here... anyway!!
    Think Who Created You?

  5. #5
    thank you

    and do let us know, whatcya prof says :mrgreen:

  6. #6
    I will... School are closed on MONDAY... I will share them on Wed. after both class...
    Think Who Created You?

  7. #7
    sure, if it's a lady prof, go give her a naughty kiss :wink:

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    Allah,payal koi achhi si advice diya karo bachha hai kehein aesa kar hi na baithay :lol: :mrgreen: aur wapsi pay"RED LABLE"laga k wapis aye :mrgreen:
    Btw nice post payal
    A Minute They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

  9. #9
    lolz :rolling;

    thank you zebi

  10. #10
    ur welcome
    A Minute They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

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