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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
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Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate.
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A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read
from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only
about its end but also
its beginning !
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole bo! ok, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst
affected was Amritsar
where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on
Escalaters.....
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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the
indicator and asks the other to check whether it is
working.
He puts his head out and says -
YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
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Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra
tere paas rahe !!!
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Nice way to check the indicator
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haha cool
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aik mani kam the jo doosre b a gaye...lol
well nice posting
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lol
@ syeda MAnni yahan kahan say yaad agaya aap ko :P
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