Sardar Jee..!!

[Aleena]

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
-

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate.

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A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read
from the middle, why ?

Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only
about its end but also

its beginning !



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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole bo! ok, too many character, no story
at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst
affected was Amritsar

where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on
Escalaters.....
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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the
indicator and asks the other to check whether it is
working.

He puts his head out and says -
YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know -

it means....

S - Sardaron ke

M - Mazak udane ki

S - Service

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Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?

Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra
tere paas rahe !!!

[mani5000]

Nice way to check the indicator

[Miss_Sweet]

haha cool

[syeda]

aik mani kam the jo doosre b a gaye...lol

well nice posting

[manni9]

lol
@ syeda MAnni yahan kahan say yaad agaya aap ko :P

[sdup1951]

:applaud;