Partition was decided in 1930 but it actually took place in 1947...
reason...
sub yeh decide kar rahay thay SIKH koon rakhay ga aur PATHAN koon le ga
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Baitee: Maa Gaon (village) mein fauji aye hain
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat buhat kharab hoti hai
Baitee: Maa Fauji PATHAN hain
Maa: to Bakri ko bhee andar le aa!!
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Sardar: Station chaloo, kitne paisay lo gai?
Rickshay wala: Rs.50
Sardar: Rs. 20 main jana hay?
Rickshay wala: Rs. 20 main koon lay jai ga sahab!
Sardar: Tu peeche baith, main lai jao ga!
Sardar: Oey tera weyya ho gia?
Friend: Aahoo
Sardar: Kuri naal?
Friend: Munday naal v honda aa?
Sardar: Aaho! Meri Behan da tay Munday naal hoya si!!
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2 Sardaron ko 2 bomb milay
1 Sardar: Chal police ko dai aatay hain
2nd Sardar: Agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?
1st Sardar: Jhoot bool denge k 1 he mila thaa!!
15 say 20 saal ki larki FOOTBALL ki tarha hay...1 kay peechay 10 log
21 say 30 saal ki larki CRICKET BALL ki tarha hay... 1 kay pass ati hay baqi reh jatay hain
31 say 40 saal ki larki nahi hoti... Wo Aurat ho jati hay jo TABLE TENNIS BALL ki tarha hoti hay...1 kehta hay tu rakh doosra kehta hay bhai tu he rakh!!
1 Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo ko unki Zaat bata raha thaa
Sher----Jutt
Cheetah---Rajput
Hathi----Butt
Zebra---Malik
Khota---Sheikh
Khota replied: O pai jee main KHOTA hee theek hoon!!
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Pathaan ko 1 Chiragh milla...
Usne Chiragh ragra to jin niklha...
Jin nay kaha, 3 wishes batao
Pathan: 1 khoobsurat alishan GHAR hoo
Ghar Aa gaya!!
Pathan: Is Ghar main aik bohat AMEER log rehtay hoon
Loo Aa gai!!
Pathan: Is Ghar main humko CHOWKIDAR lagwa doo!!
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