Cool sardar jokes

[shri99]

Jokes # 11 :
A Sardar went to interview for a job in military...when he got to the Officer, Officer told him that new rules were in effect to check the education of candidates.
In order to get job 1must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 24 seconds in a year.
Officer said, "OK, Its okay the Today and Tomorrow", so your answer is correct.
"But how did you get only 24 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd & 22nd, February 2nd & 22nd, March 2nd & 22nd, so on...."

[shri99]

Jokes # 13 :
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. His friend Santa Singh asked him, "Why, are you wearing two jackets?".
"Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."
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[shri99]

Jokes # 14 :
A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied
"I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
:lol: :ye; :ye; :ye; :up; :1cool;

[Angelz]

hehe.....nice....

[Angelz]

nice.....