A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Landfor $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?"
The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can' t take that chance."
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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City seniors down a
highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a
handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approximately15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands
him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight
times.
After the ninth time, he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the
almonds themselves. She replies that it is not possible. Because of their
old teeth, they are not able to chew the almonds.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks, puzzled.
The old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."
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