THE SURDS

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

1. puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.

2. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

3. tries to drown a fish in waters.

4. takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

5.At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."

6. studies for a blood test and fails.

7. sells the car for gas money.

8. misses the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.

9. drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

10.gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

KNOW ABOUT SURDS...

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Ans: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
Ans: They always forget the recipe.

Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Ans: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
Ans: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Ans: Toes Go In First.

Q: How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
Ans: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
Ans: They can not find the eleven on the phone


Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Ans: Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
Ans: You have to hollow out the head