Jab mile the pehli baar hui thee badi heran
Badi mushkil se dilaya yaqeen ke yeh us ki saas hai

Ho gai hai badi master, maarke main peeche nahin hat ti
Meri biwi jis se lartee hai who us ki apni saas hai ?

Marti bhi nahin jana-e-fani se koochkarti bhi nahin
Meri biwi poochti hai yeh kaisi saas hai

Chalte the pehle belan ab taanon ka vaar hai
Jo thi kabhi bahoo ab begum ki saas hai

Pak gaye hain kaan mere yeh jhagre sun sun ke
Jo thi kabhi khala ab meri bhi saas hai

Biwi poochti hai main khana kiyoun pakaoon
Amman meri kehti hai, yeh hukm-e-saas hai

HoneyMoon jaa rahe the begum ne achanak mana kar diya
Jab pata chala ke saath main saas hai

Saari pol pattiyan ik doosre ki khol dee hain
Kal tak jo the bhed aaj un se waqif qar hain