My mobile Funny Shero - Shayari

[coolguyskumar]

Mai na to CHACHA hooo ,
Na hi bhatiza hooo ,
Mai na to CHACHA hooo ,
Na hi bhatiza hooo ,
Main to apne MAA -- BAAP ke manoranjan ka nateeza hooo .

[coolguyskumar]

Aaj kal tum muskuraati bahut ho ,
Meri dil ko bhaati bahut ho ,
Dil karta hain le jaaon tumhe Dinner par ,
Par Suna hain tum khaati bahut ho .

[coolguyskumar]

Teri soorat pe ye dil haaru ,
Teri har zaroorat par ye jaan vaaru ,
Jab bhi sochu tere baare me ,
Dil karta hain teri kanpatti par rakh kar 2 chaped maaru .

[coolguyskumar]

Tharo msg jab aawe hain ,
Mahro rom -- rom machal jaawe hain ,
Ang -- Ang me gudgudi hove hain ,
Tharo message ka kasoor koni ,
Salo mobile hi vibration pe hove hain .

[coolguyskumar]

Sharifo me ko chor nahin hota ,
Khwabo me koi mor nahin hota ,
Naye patang ka koi dor nahin hota ,
Arey yaar .... Humse jo dosti kare
Wo kabhi bor nahin hota