2. People who are willing to get off
their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they
refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
1. People who point at their wrist
while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
2. People who are willing to get off
their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they
refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
4. When people say "it's always the
last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are
they? Gonna Kick their asses!
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
5. When people say while watching a
film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema
and stare at the damn floor.
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
7. When something is 'new and
improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What
can you do that's longer?
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Love me the most when I deserve it the least, that's When I need it the most.
Hav read it bfore...
Thanx for sharin