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[coolguyskumar]

Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!

[coolguyskumar]

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u

[coolguyskumar]

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u

[coolguyskumar]

Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

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Roses specialy 4u...

[coolguyskumar]

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

[coolguyskumar]

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you

[coolguyskumar]

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

[coolguyskumar]

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

[coolguyskumar]

aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

[coolguyskumar]

Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go