Funny $h@y@ri$

[coolguyskumar]

Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT

[coolguyskumar]

Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!

[coolguyskumar]

Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.

[coolguyskumar]

Aaj



Raat



Theek



12



Baje



ke



baad



1 bejega!!
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...

Tu raat mange main raat de du...

Tu dil mange main dil de du...

Tu dil mange...



Bas yaar.....




Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!

[coolguyskumar]

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"

[coolguyskumar]

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.

[coolguyskumar]

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!

[coolguyskumar]

I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS

[coolguyskumar]

Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)

[coolguyskumar]

I always think about U.



I can't live without U.



I really need U.



I'm totally mad about U.



I just wanna be with U.



I'm very desperate for U.



I'm crazy 4 U.



I wanna marry U.



I LOVE U.



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