» Funny Poetry

[*Fatima*]

¤ Maa Jamalay ko Samjha Mein ise Ko Maron ga
Yea Mujhe Per thokein Sutta Hay.
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¤ Tota Gira Kichare mein Tu boli Meena
Sirf excel hay na
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¤ Raat ka Waqat hay Masjid bhi hay qareeb
jaldi sey uthiye piamay Amal Laya Hon
Ghar Mein Jitnay bhi Hein jotay app badal aein mein badal aya hon
Yun ju utha kaer laya hon isay chori ka na samjhein
Allah ki Daen Hay Ose kAy Ghar Sey Utha Ker Laya Hon
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¤ Abb Parey Un Kay Mathay Pey Bal
nawab tube well, tube well
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¤ Meray Mehboob ko mujhe sey duur ker rakha hay
Apnoo sey milaye Ufone
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¤ Paktel GSM, Dil Tu ek hay
Kion kay Signal Bhi Ek hay
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¤ Kon Kehta Hay Mera Mehboob Langra Hay
Wo Tu meray pyar mein Bhangrey pata hay
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¤ Kon Kehta Hay Pyar mein Pakrey jaein gaye
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay
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¤ Teray husun Ki Kia Tareef Karon Tera bander jesa Moun
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon
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¤ Mohabat mujhay un jawano sey hay
Jo khatay pitay ghirano sey hay
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¤ Ajj Bagh mein Kali Hay Kal Phool ho Ga
Mujhe Sey Shadi kerlo Tumhein Sawab Hoga
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¤ Itnay Dino Sey jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya
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¤ Ghar Sey Rooz Jata Hya Wo, Maa Ko Bohat Rulata Hay Wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo
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¤ Hathi Nay Kaha Ja ker , Hathni Ki Kaber Per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per
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¤ Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara
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¤ Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar
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¤ Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye
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¤ Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar
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¤ Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh
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¤ Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen
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¤ Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya
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¤ Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla sath tha
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[canary]

"Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah ... and then wonder why
the world's going to hell."


"Funny how we believe what the newspapers say ... but question what the
Qu'ran says."

"Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven ... provided they do not have to
believe, think, say, or do anything the Quran says."

"Funny how someone can say 'I believe in Allah' ... but still follow
Shaitaan (who, by the way, also 'believes' in Allah)."

"Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread
like wildfire ... but when you start sending messages regarding Allah,
people think twice about sharing."

"Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
cyberspace ... but the public discussion of Allah is suppressed in the
school and workplace."

Funny, isn't it?

"Funny how someone can be so fired up for Allah on Friday ... but be an
invisible Muslim the rest of the week."

Are you laughing?

"Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me ...
than what Allah thinks of me."

Are you thinking?

[rah]

lol