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    FUNNY DEFINITIONS

    1.Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

    2.Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

    3.Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

    4.Divorce: Future tense of marriage

    5.Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

    6.Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    7.Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    8.Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...

    9.Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

    10.Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

    11.Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

    12.Classic: books which people praise, but do not read.

    13.Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    14.Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    15.Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    16.Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    17.Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    18.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

    19.Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

    20.Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    21.Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    22.Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    23.Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

    24.Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

    25.Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    26.Father: A banker provided by nature.

    27.Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

    28.Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    29.Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

    30.Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

    31.Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails...

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    really good one !
    lol
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    nice post!


    keeep sharin'
    wOrK SmaRt NoT HaRd......

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    Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

    hehehhe...all of the definations are really cool.....keep sharing..



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