You should check it out!!!!!!!

[Naresh]

Gujjrati Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA(indian dish)
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Wife: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Husband : U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's blunder!
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Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.
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Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B’coz a mental patient needs more care.
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Host: What's the definition of bravery?
Doctor: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.
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Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Roses r red voilets r blue, monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel angry u will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at u.
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I want you 2 know that our friendship mean alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... I laugh again.
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.
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Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Customer: That's great, I'll take two of them.
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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. A guy was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that guy shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai!
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When somebody who's deeply in love with u tells u that you're cute, beautiful and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear coz love is blind.
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Q: Why did Mr.Sharma take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Public main se 1 sardar ji bole bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. ...Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC
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When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
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Luk at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Luk at the breakfast table; u’ll see God's providence. Look at the mirror; u’ll see God's sense of humor
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Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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[Ash]

lolz.. had hai

[Kainaat]

Thanks for sharing

[Naresh]

shukar hai kissi ne tu appreciate kiya warna 3 din se kissi ne koi msg nahien kiya tha.

[Ash]

lolz, had kartay hain app bhi naresh :d.. main last few days main kuch bz thi, isi liye zara kam aa rahi thi.. ab tu parh lia na main ne

[Naresh]

app ki kiya baat areesha ji app na parte tu mere topic ka kiya hota? (dont mind i am joking)

[Ash]

bus deekh lain.. main aisay ehsaan karti hi rehti hoon... (don't mind i m kidding)

[Naresh]

app isii tarah ahsan karti rahe aur itne ahsan karien ke main kabhien utar na paon

[Majid]

:rolling;

:rolling;

Keep it up Naresh

[Ghazel]

:rolling; :rolling;