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    SCENE: First night of the marriage.
    The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to
    Kiss her. So
    Let us see what would be her reaction...


    GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:

    > Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with
    Respect to me
    Or with respect to you. First define how you
    Are going to
    Kiss.You can kiss me by treating me in the
    Same reference frame as
    You are or treating me in a different inertial
    Frame by producing
    Waves of motion through your lips. How do you
    Prefer?

    The guy faints

    GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:

    > Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you
    Satisfy the
    Following conditions :
    > Necessary conditions: You should be close to
    Me by a distance
    Delta where delta is greater than zerO and the
    Limit for delta
    Tends to zero and you satisfy the closure
    Property.
    > Sufficient conditions: You should have lips.
    Where the number
    Of lips is neither more than two nor less than
    Two. You can
    Also kiss by defining your hand to be me if
    And only if you satisfy
    The above conditions.

    The guy goes mad.

    GIRL FROM Computer Science:

    You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume
    > that you know the
    Algorithm for that very well. But you have to
    Complete the
    Process within 56.22 seconds or else
    Connection will be timed
    Out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel
    Processing. As we have to
    Discuss about our future and other things, let
    Us do the process of
    Discussion foreground and why can't you put
    The process of Kissing
    Background?

    The guy applies for divorce.


    GIRL from Electronics Engineering:

    > So you would like to kiss me. The process of
    Kissing is an age
    Old communication process. The information
    Content of the
    Signal transmitted from one pair of lips to
    The other is more if the
    Probability of the event (of kissing) is less.
    > Hence take
    Care. If you want a successful communication
    Between us,
    You should kiss me less often. If the
    Information content is to be
    Infinite, you should never kiss me at all!

    The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
    So my friends get ready if you are going to marry an educated girl
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    I like
    GIRLS FROM MATHEMATICS
    http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/8117/badboys6ek.png
    Never hate your enemies -- it effects your judgement."

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    Wow i liked it very much
    esp. the maths one

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    thanx for replying
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    i lyk all that
    You know What i Mean!

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    nice

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